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Friday, 13 February 2004
Candy-indused Funk
I am soooooo sick.It's because I ate that damned Snickers bar.It was poisoned!Poisoned,I tells ya!I don't know it could just be my mind playing tricks on my body because I ate it right after reading that Halloween comic strip by Jhonen Vasquez.I live in fear of all candy and candy like substances for now on...except for Jelly bellies.They'd never hurt me.They're my friends.But Snickers...oh,yes Snickers are evil.
It would appear I have just devoted an entire paragraph to a candy bar.That is just how sad my cramped little facet of this spinning cesspool has become.*Sigh*I have been on the computer all day.I'm happy here.I don't want to leave ever.Sadly,that is not the case,for I have the unfortunate fate of having not been born disgustingly rich& able to piss time away with my self-absorbed nonsense.No,I have to earn a 'living',be a productive member of a society that I don't care much for,and that doesn't care much for me. Worst of all,I have to do this while spending an extremely uncomfortable amount of time responding to people. I am finding that harder and harder to do with the passing of each monotonous,pointless day.I sometimes think I hate people,but then I think a bit harder and I realize that I can't really well up enough feeling to care enough to hate them.They just don't seem real or human enough for that level of emotion.Nope, they definitely engender disgust and annoyance more than anything.Yes,they are...unpleasant.God,I'm in quite a mood,aren't I.It's funny how a bit of gastro-intestinal discomfort can render you helpless to the effects of your own bad mood. I will go now and curl up in the fetal positon until it's time to go respond to the monkey-people.
Posted by chronicmisfit
at 1:31 PM PST
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